Fashionably Dead in Diapers

Fashionably Dead in Diapers is a paranormal romance novel. It is the fourth chapter in the Hot Damned novel series. The book is written by Robyn Peterman. She is the bestselling author of paranormal romance books in NYT and USA Today. Run for Your Midlife is a good title by Robyn Peterman. Another brilliant book that the same author has written is The Facts of Midlife.

The audio narration of Fashionably Dead in Diapers is done by Jessica Almasy. It was a very entertaining performance and just how this subject book ideally should have been narrated. I always thought that is quite hard to be a half Vampyre and half Demon. That was nothing compared to being a mom. Moses, the sweet baby was on a boob tube. There were no books on raising the True Immortals. So, let me share a few good tips.

One should make a map of every closer and bath in your home, especially if you enjoy a lot having sex. Sleep deprivation could easily lead to confusion. A map could help if you only had seven minutes and 31 seconds in total. And you are most welcome.

Parenting books almost always are useless, especially if you are not human. It is also the case if your child is half Demon and half Vampyre. In this case, parenting books must not be used at all. They could easily backfire just like a mother humper.

Have sex.

When your child tells you that he has some imaginary friend then do not discount that as some fantasy. Your child often does not imagine anything. If he persists a lot about his fictional buddy then it is probably a Troll. You must take a good look at your house and don’t take chances.

Have sex again.